Vukizzle's Random-ocity

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spidersmith13:

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Basement Arcade

There are cool basement bars and then there is this basement arcade bar. Redditor Mertzlufft and his father built this incredible arcade in their basement, housing 42 arcade games! Games random from the original Donkey Kong, to Hydro Thunder, to Galaga and everything is set to free play. The bar in the center looks to be the perfect place to start out. A night of cocktails and arcade games awaits.

(via Reddit)

This would happen if I ever won the lottery.

Waaaaaaaaaaaant

17 hours ago with 3,476 notes

thattallsummonerguy:

The kind of people that need to be beaten with sticks brutally…..

oh honey….life is going to be so hard for you…I can’t even

17 hours ago with 78,496 notes

“I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner. Bye.”

17 hours ago with 2,514 notes

Oh look guys, the universe saw I was having the shittiest day ever so it threw a cherry on that bitch by having my favorite perfume break open inside my purse. Thanks universe 👍

Oh look guys, the universe saw I was having the shittiest day ever so it threw a cherry on that bitch by having my favorite perfume break open inside my purse. Thanks universe 👍

19 hours ago with 2 notes

Tim came in asked me if like green tea. I gave him my “it tastes like the ground but I make myself drink it for health benefits” speech and then he gave me this. Kiiiinda tastes like pickles. Pickles and dirt.

Tim came in asked me if like green tea. I gave him my “it tastes like the ground but I make myself drink it for health benefits” speech and then he gave me this. Kiiiinda tastes like pickles. Pickles and dirt.

20 hours ago with 1 note

hellenlefay:

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?
that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.
that’s not how it fucking works

no not really
the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes
and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink
and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.
I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

Reblogging because I could have used this point last night when bf and I had the exact same conversation (except he used a makeup analogy instead of clothing).

“what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place.” Woooooow please never procreate because you really realllllyy suck at life and should never leave the house or be allowed on the computer you fucktard.

hellenlefay:

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?

that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.

that’s not how it fucking works

no not really

the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes

and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink

and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.

I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

Reblogging because I could have used this point last night when bf and I had the exact same conversation (except he used a makeup analogy instead of clothing).

“what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place.” Woooooow please never procreate because you really realllllyy suck at life and should never leave the house or be allowed on the computer you fucktard.

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