March 2012
Conversations with Vuko's cat.
jexxxa:
Harley: *stares with half lidded eyes from the back of the couch*
Me: Harley, you look like a cross between murder and drug addiction.
Harley: Bitch, I’m not addicted to drugs, I’m addicted to glamour!
February 2012
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thelasturinebender:
We need to start a petition to get those dancingbear.com gifs and dick ads off the sides of porn sites.
Cosign, they kill my lady boner.
Hot Nekkid Bitches!
So I was sent this link via DM on twitter and told that when the person saw it, they thought it was me and my best friend Jessica and we all agree…it totally looks like us lol So if you ever wondered what it would look like if me and Jess went all lesbian on eachother, here you go:
http://imgur.com/a/Vb4zE#C9he4
SWEEET LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
chazzasaurus:
Attention Horny Dudes! (or extra cool horny...
So guess who wants a restraint bar but can’t spend any money on one right now? That’s right, meeeee! Me and Jessica are moving out soon so I am not allowed to spend money on stuff like this but I waaaaant one dams it. You know the drill by this point, if you purchase a gift off my Amazon list then you get naughty thank you pictures of me with said gift :D I get neat stuff, you get...
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