December 2011
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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
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Watchthelasturinebender:
fvgazi:
saihariigyaru:
Being bored and crazy xD —saihariigyaru
2 things….#1. Being what in the actual fuck is wrong with you? #2. Why would you ever think it was a good idea to post this online? Did you think people would be amused or think you are cute? Cuz all I can think is what a fucking wack-job you are and how very bored and attention starved you must...
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via thenmyrasaid)
Things That Make Me Giggle
As most of you know I work for a high-end service in Las Vegas that caters to people that can afford to have someone plan their Vegas trips for them in a VIP fashion, meaning expensive rooms, dinners, clubs etc. Now, given the fact that we are more high end you would think people would be more comfortable providing me with their contact information but..nay. I am required, by my bosses, to get...
Watchkinkyminx:
The beginning?
illletyourbadpartsin:
holdmedaddy:
THANK YOU for this!!!!!
This just everything I want in the world right now. It’s so perfect.
Oh lord. I usually make it a point to never post anything James Deen related on my dash simply because I don’t need that kind of distraction at work but this is just too dam hot. This man is some fuck-machine robot built in a...
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“I need to rebel against myself. It’s the opposite of following your bliss. I...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via fag0tart)
Anonymous asked: So, I've been resonantly taking pictures of "myself".. I seem to have the... I guess the issue? Problem? to not look as sexy as yourself and other females who just pose and automatically look sexy. I'm wondering if its just a physiological - awkward looking thing, or if there is actually something I can do to make myself look more like a Bunny (or whatever else there is...
Anonymous asked: Marry Christmas. May u have a great one, if not I'll dry hump the fuk out of u :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knIWML3jq4k&feature=... →
For all my Jewish friends :)
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