March 2012
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
straighthook asked: i like your "it gets better" reply to that anon. well said.
Anonymous asked: Everyone says, "it gets better." "things will change." What if you get tired of waiting?
Attention Perverts!!!
I am now back on My Girl Fund. I know, I quit for good reason but well…I want the money so I have returned lol Check me out under the name Tifa and get your fill of all the naughty pictures and videos I have to offer :) The site is FREE to join for new members and is full of super hot girls so what are you waiting for!!! Whether you’re a dude that wants to jerk off to my pics or a...
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Rule of tumblr. Always Reblog this.
i cant even count how many times ive reblogged this
wheres this from again?
stepbrothers!
disillusionsofgrandeur asked: There's no "add to cart" option for the zombie necklaces. I think they might be sold-out, again.
Hot Naked Bitches!!!!
Did I get your attention? Good! So me and Jessica have wanted the Zombie Best-Friend necklace from Think Geek for awhile now but it was sold out. Now it is finally back in stock!!! What do you get in return if you buy us this awesomely amazing item off of the wishlist? Well typically I send out naughty little X rated photos as a thank you but since you will be buying this gift for the both of us,...
A Text Message Convo Between Jessica and I
I don’t have a fancy new-fangled Iphone like all you whipper-snappers so I have to type out the text message conversations that I have with Jess and this one made me giggle:
(she’s at home watching It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia)
Her: I’m watching the episode of It’s Always Sunny where Dee gets hopped up on steroids…hahahaha
Me: buahaha “I will eat...
